2 Gross Stories

Stewart told me the grossest thing happened to him on Sunday.  And to preface his story, he told me to think of the grossest thing I've ever seen.  So I did, I remembered something back from college that I have tried to block out.  He told me that his story would beat my story.  I knew I needed to sit down for his story, if that were true. So I did.

Story #1:

At church on Sunday, he went into the library to pick up some materials.  And that as he waited for the lady to bring him his things, he wrapped his fingers around the ledge of the counter.  As he did this, he felt something slimy and pulled his hand back to find a huge fresh booger that someone had recently wiped under there. He almost threw up as he made his way to the bathroom to wash it off.

(dry heave)  That's pretty bad.  I think his story might win, since I only witnessed something foul and he actually touched it. You can decide.

Story #2:

Sunny and I both had our freshman English class together and on the day of the final we are all quietly waiting for everyone to arrive.  I look over at a girl in the next row and she has her arm up inspecting something in her arm pit.  She squeezes the sore and out oozes a bunch of white puss. And then, brace yourself....  she EATS it!  I couldn't believe what I had just seen and turned to tell Sunny, but no need, she had also just witnessed this girl eat her own body fluids.  It is by far one of the grossest things I've ever seen.

(Before I shared the story with Stewart, I had to call Sunny to make sure my memory wasn't failing me and that we had actually seen this girl eat her own puss.)