Night Kitties

(Taken from the inside of the Library)

Written by Stewart:

The come out only at night.  They don't eat Gardettos.  They appear surprisingly healthy and well groomed. 

These furry creatures seem to be completely at home hanging out in groups of 2, 3 or 4 on BYU campus.  Most strays are noisy, skinny, attention starved little creatures, but these fat cats can hardly be bothered to turn around in acknowledgment when I walk by.  I think I even saw one roll his eyes when I offered a snack before turning back to his snobbish little gang.  

My only conclusion is that these cats are not really strays. Ever wonder what your cat does after you go to bed?  There is now compelling evidence that he cruises the local colleges with his buddies and makes fun of hardworking Chemical Engineering Students.