Cracker Jack Is On My List

First here is a picture of Evie and Ryan that I thought was cute. (Just had to slip that in.)

Now onto my beef with Cracker Jack.

Normally, I would just put Cracker Jack on my Bottom Five list for the week, but I felt like it needed a post of it's own.  Why am I peeved, you ask?  Is it the caramel coated popcorn and peanuts?  No, that's clearly still delicious. 

It's the beloved prizes that are the problem!  The whole reason you breakdown and buy a box of caramel popcorn instead of making it yourself. 

Here is the prize we pulled out the other day:

(Sorry the picture is turned, I was lazy and didn't want to flip it.)  Anyway, back to the outrage!  The prize is Guess Who I Grew Up to Be.  Facts about a historical person.  Why is that a prize?  Where is my sticker or tattoo?  That's just lame.

Shame on you Cracker Jack, shame on you!