Mischievous Monkey

This cute little monkey has been up to no good this week.  Here are a list of his infractions:

1. He found some of my makeup that was in a box in my closet and painted his face.
2. He took some body wash lotion and smeared it all over my good pillows.
3. He found Evie's hidden Hello Kitty chapstick and emptied the container all over his face.
4. He found some nice hand cream and coated himself and the wooden slide from head to toe.
5. He got into Stewart's hair cream and lathered in several coats. (His hair was sticking straight up and super stiff and spiky.) 
6. He climbed up shelves to get to my lotion in my closet and squeezed lotion all over the floor and our bed.
7. He took Stewart's deodorant and gouged it out with a pencil.
8. He got my chapstick out of my purse and took a key and scooped it out.
9. He took my favorite perfume and dumped it all out on himself and my closet floor.

Where was I specifically when all of these incidents took place:

1. In the shower
2. On the computer.
3. In the front room since he was supposedly taking a nap in his room.
4. On the computer.
5. Helping Evie put a puzzle together.
6. In the shower.
7. Doing dishes.
8. Turning Evie into a princess for a birthday party.
9. Reading my scriptures in the kitchen.  (No wonder he was so quiet.)

* All lotion and lotion-like products have now been put up super high or locked away.  Hopefully I've learned my lesson.

** I'm sad I didn't have a camera to document any of it.